The VORE 4000 is the interface to the computer systems that drive
SwallowSoft. With an IQ of 4000 and incredible abilities to
monitor and maintain all of the technological machinery inside the
SwallowSoft building, the VORE 4000 (VORE4k for short) is by far the
stupidest computer you will ever have the misfortune to meet.
You can ask vore4k to do some simple tasks, and maybe it will comply, if
it's in the mood :) The syntax is:
vore4k, [command] [data]
Please note that spaces are critical, VORE4k has a very rigid parsing system
at the moment.
To do *simple* math:
vore4k, compute 5 + 5
vore4k, calc 500 * 0.5
VORE4k isn't too good at math, big numbers make it cry. Be nice, this is here
simply for convenience.
To check when someone was last in the chat:
vore4k, seen Digit
To roll some dice:
vore4k, dice 3 4
where 3 is the number of dice, and 4 is how many sides each die should have
To set an alarm:
vore4k, alarm at 21:05
vore4k, alarm in 10 minutes
vore4k, alarm in 2 hours
vore4k, alarm nevermind
VORE4k will announce when your requested time comes around; this is useful to
prevent missing appointments (or bedtime!) when you're chatting :)
To ask VORE4k to make a note of something:
vore4k, note Pi Pi is equal to 3.14...
vore4k, learn Purple Purple is a very pretty color!
vore4k, remember Memories Ah, they are like fine cheese...
vore4k, forget Pi
vore4k, about Memories
Teaching VORE4k things such as common lingo used in the chat, URLs for popular
websites, etc. is appropriate. Whatever you think another user might want to
ask VORE4k someday...
((( Remember, VORE4k is a BOT, not a real user! More coming soon... )))